Procession – To Reap Heavens Apart
The newest album on the list being released on May 3, 2013, and my
inspiration for creating this list. I saw a review of the album and thought “This
album totally has a badass name, I should give it a chance, just to praise the
name.” (Well, the positive review might
have had a slight influce, slight).
Death Angel – The Art
of Dying
How badass should you be to see artistic values in death?!
Dimmu Borgir – Death
Cult Armaggedon
Well, it says death, it says armaggedon, it has every key
word about the topic. Like Eternal Tears of Sorrow has every key word of
depressive heavy music.
Mogwai – Hardcore
will never die, but you will
A non-metal album but badass behind words. It's just like, well, "Dude... wtf?!"
Slayer – God Hates Us
All
Making fun of Slayer album names?! You expect me to do
that?!
Metallica – Ride the
Lightning
Well you can ride a horse, ride a bike, even a podracer
but riding a motherf***ing LIGHTNING? NOPE.
Guns ‘n’ Roses –
Appetite for Destruction
“Dude, I’m a little hungry.”
“I have leftover destruction from yesterday, you can suck
it.”
At the Gates –
Slaughter of the Soul
How do you slaughter a soul? Just HOW?!
Amon Amarth – Versus the
World
Come at me bro! Well, it’s easy to speak with Oden On (Y)Our
Side.
Pantera – Cowboys
From Hell
What next, Ninjas From Space? This album name is not as nearly
made fun of as it should be, because of how awesome of an album it is and
because of what happened to Dimebag. But think about the name for a second.
Semargl – Satanic Pop
Metal
This one is surely the most epic. The name speaks for
itself.
Was playing when publishing: Black Crown Initiate - Song of the Crippled Bull
Was playing when publishing: Black Crown Initiate - Song of the Crippled Bull
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